if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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John lazzaro likes dick

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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nice tits.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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Anti Joke

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