- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

What are annoying? Ads.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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