Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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run farther?

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Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

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Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

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What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? To provide an alibi for his identical twin who was committing 1st degree murder at the time.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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Racial equality.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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