You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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