joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

You had better thumbs up this post.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

outside your comfort zone

Whats worse than a joke? This

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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