Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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