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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

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