What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

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See now, that is because you consider yourself my submissive on a both concious and subconcious level, your body and mind wants me to take care of you. I could say it is because I read minds, but why read minds, when I can create them, why read the future, when you can create it. Finally, lets take a look into the word, nerve endings yes? Not nerve endings baby, its called Suggestion. But seriously though, lets put the word nerve endings on top of the word suggestions again there. Nerve endings, did I mention it works on your butt too? You see, usually you would say no, but you do know that now that I am your master, you do and enjoy as I say? See you baby. Moral: "Feel the grove, I control the way you move"

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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