- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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