What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Mooses

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

mental kid

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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