- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Why can't jokes spit?

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

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