How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

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Make me famous

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This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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L's I's that took Viagra.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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