- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

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