A baby seal walks into a club.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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