- Anti Joke

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Why can't jokes spit?

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Anti Joke

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Why can't jokes spit?

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks