Allah walked into AK Bar

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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hi michael

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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Anti Joke

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