What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

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your sister has 1 boob thats funny

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

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Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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