Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

A American seeking into mexico

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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