- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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