- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

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