- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Brain fart

Barack Obama.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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