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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

DEATH.

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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