- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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