Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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