What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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Robin, get in the car!

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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Read a Book.

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender, upon seeing him, asks him to leave. The black man is enraged by the blatant racism shown by this man, and proceeds to punch the bartender repeatedly. After 5 minutes of non-stop punching the man stops, looks at his victim, and is filled with remorse. He is dead. Upon looking around, the black man notices scaffolding and building equipment scattered around the room. He falls to the ground as he realizes the bar is still under construction, and unable to serve customers this early in development. The bartender was simply asking the man to leave for his own safety.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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