- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Women's rights.

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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