why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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