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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

A baby seal walks into a club.

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