What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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