what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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diarrhea.

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