Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

mental kid

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Mooses

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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