- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

What ryhmes with turtle rape

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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