Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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