Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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knock knock... ...no answer

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Women's Rights

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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