Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Robin get in the batmobile!

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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