Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

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