- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

being sober in a bar fight

Male leadership.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Pickles are moist.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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