Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

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Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

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Shltskc gw? G

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

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why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

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What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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Anti Joke

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