Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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AIDS

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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you give like i give lomain

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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