knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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