- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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