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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

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