what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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eoin burgin is fat

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

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roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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