Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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