- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How tall is oprah.. 5'7

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

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