- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

12 niqqa 12.

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

I'm rick james bitch

Q- Why? A- Why not?

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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