- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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