- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Then none of us want to be right.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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