- Anti Joke

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.