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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

Eric is gay Ha

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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