- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

All of these jokes are about white people

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Christ is a conspiracy

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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