- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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