- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Detroit has a low crime rate

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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