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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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