- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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