What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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whats up and also down? your mum

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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Your mom.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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