- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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