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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

What has two legs? Half a cat

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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