- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

a man was shot.... he died

Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

A woman stopped making sandwiches.

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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