- Anti Joke

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

A fat guy!

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

non poop

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents