- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

your mom is so fat.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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