- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

hi

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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