Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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