- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

What's old and wrinkly? old people

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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