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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

What's up? Your time.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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