Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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