Well, its Eliza again, sorry to bother you Nero, I always thought you where good looking but I know that when it comes to you its not about the looks, you are far more than meets the eye. Neo-Nero was the guy we met at a certain meeting, the arrogant guy with the big forehead whose arms where shaking remember? I wont reveal more for his sake, he did not mean bad, he was just angry like the rest of us and felt responsible, again like many of us. So when can we meet you? I assume you wont be arriving soon, but Id really apreciate seeing you again, and considering neither I nor my parents (I asked them) have the money to come visit you, id appreciate a loan or something.

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Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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