- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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