- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Sex

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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