Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

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Women's Rights

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

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Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

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It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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