- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

stinky boner

Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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