- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

the WNBA.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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