why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Detroit has a low crime rate

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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