- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Matthew Wyckoff

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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