- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Whats 1+1? window!

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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