Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

that wall over there ->

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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