- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

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