- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

What does water smell like? water.

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

A dead guy walks into a grave.

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

united we sit, cause we're fat

Penis

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

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