What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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What happened to the convict on death row? He died

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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say it ten times fast: oh

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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