- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the economy.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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