- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

say it ten times fast: oh

Yo Momma is not fat.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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