- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

Are you black? Kill yourself.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

Your girlfriend.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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