- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

My wife made me a sandwich

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

A bar walks into a man

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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