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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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