A man and a woman are happily married. The die

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A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

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Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: *BANG!*

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What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

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A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

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Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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Adam Chebali has no life

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But who would want to sell us out and why?

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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nickel back

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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Women's Rights

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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