How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

the power to turn magnetism into light

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

Heskey time.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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