- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

Justin Bieber.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Chris is hairy

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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